Monday, September 27, 2004

Recipe for Exploding Eggs

Think I am joking. Not today. I promised my band mate John that I would post this recipe on the internet for all to enjoy. So here is the recipe for Exploding Eggs:

18 large eggs
1 blackcat firecracker

Directions.
Let Barry scramble up the eggs and get them going on the campfire. Give Thad a firecracker that you had been trying to use to wake up band mate Jason with. Let Thad light and throw the firecracker at Barry and watch the firecracker fall into the scrambled eggs.


BOOM!!!!!



Then observe everyone laughing hysterically at the eggs that have splattered all over the tent, chairs, Thad, and Barry. The yield should be enough to serve 2 or 3 eggs when all is done.

And to add to my recipe collection I like to call this Extra Crisp Bacon:

2 packs of bacon thick sliced
2 sheets of aluminum foil to cover grill rack over grill
a lot of freakin wood

Directions:
First wrap the grill rack with aluminum foil with four very hungry men watching. At the same time ask those same hungry men to go fetch a lot of freakin fire wood to make sure the fire stays hot. All at one time add bacon to grill rack and every piece of fire wood collected and watch the magic begin. Soon you should notice the grease pouring off the grill rack into the blazing fire and create the biggest grease fire I have ever seen camping. It should yield about 12 pieces of extra cripsy burnt bacon. Careful not to burn your hand.

All of these recipes were created this past weekend when the band Travel went camping at Black Lake Youth Center right outside of Asheboro, NC. After the excitement of creating a new concept in campfire cooking we enjoyed playing to a very young audience of extremely tired youth that had to range from ages 9-17 and a few supervising adults. All set up for a wonderful weekend with friends and was wrapped up with one band mate going to the hospital with doctor's telling him there was nothing wrong with him. Glory to God in the Highest for a wonderful unforgettable weekend. That is all today from The World According to Thad.

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