Ace Mechanic (Not)

Beth called me earlier today complaining her car wasn't sounding right. In the past, those phone calls have led themselves to major car repair. I figured I would investigate the problem and hoped I would be able to fix the issue. From past experience with the same issue she was telling me about I figured the car needed spark plugs. So I went to the auto parts store and purchased the spark plugs. If you have ever changed a spark plug on a vehicle, you understand how fragile the spark plug wires can be when taking them off. So not even a few minutes into taking the wires off, I messed one of them up. I also had the added pressure of my wife standing over me watching my every move. It was as if she was my boss peering over my shoulder and watching every move I made.

I finally got each spark plug changed out then it was back to the auto parts store to get new wires. Between plugs and wires it was about a $50 total. When I got home I replaced the wires and now it was time to start the car. The car cranked and sounded pretty bad. At this point, much frustration had already set in. " What have I done?" I thought to myself. Beth was still standing there waiting patiently to see my results. I went back and checked to make sure the wires were tight. Everything was fine I thought so I went and cranked the car again. Nothing. The car wouldn't even turn over. I thought, "What the hell?" I gathered my tools, walk in the house and hung my head in defeat.

I reached out for help. I posted a question on a Mazda forum site and this morning had a visual diagram of the right firing pattern. I love the internet. So the big question is, "Can I fix it"? I honestly don't know the answer to the question yet. I somehow have managed to hurt my lower back while working on the car. I hope to share the results soon.